Freshly Ground // KGB - this Tuesday night // Freedom actually is Free

Happy Summer babies.  I come with news:  

I was recently accepted into Fresh Ground Pepper's PlayGround PlayGroup, a year-long residency culminating in a production of new projects.  Come at me next April to see whatever the hell it is I'm cooking up.

AND MORE IMMEDIATELY - This Tuesday 7/18 (tomorrow), I'll be joining Jenna Dioguardi & Emma Tattenbaum-Fine in an evening of storytelling at KBG Bar - 85 E 4th St btwn 2nd and Bowery.  7pm doors & drinks, 7:30 showtime.  FREE.


Handsome // Spring // Showgasm

Oh hello chickens.  It's spring, there's sunlight on the skin, and Handsome Peter has been called into action.  Next Friday, May 19th at Ars Nova as a part of SHOWGASM.  Spill your secrets and buy your tix.  8pm // 511 W 54th St.


Did you know that I was turned into a gif?  I think this is what superstardom tastes like.


Let's give 2016 a big "Fuck You and Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out" and come out to Sycamore, 1118 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY at 1am to see your boy Handsome serve up a hearty side of sleeze.

As free as 2016 was a shitshow.

The LA Moth GrandSlam Story "Game On"

Ladies & Germs, here is my Moth GrandSlam story that I shared in April 2016 at the Echoplex in Los Angeles.  The theme was "Game On," and I couldn't have been more thrilled to have shared the stage with some truly incredible storytellers.  

I hope to share with you all another story soon.  If you're in New York on June 14th, might someone like to be my date for a StorySlam at Housing Works in SoHo?

Aqua Regia: A Bar for One

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those outside the gender binary, I am very excited to announce the inaugural pop-up of Aqua Regia: A Bar for One, as a part of Ars Nova's exceptional summer ANTFest.  Aqua Regia will be open June 9th, 16th, 17th, 24th, 25th, and 27th.  Reservations for this Bar for One are free with your purchase of a ticket to any of the events or shows happening that specific evening.  We at Aqua Regia look forward to your patronage.

Moth GrandSLAM @ The Echoplex // Apr 25th // LA

If you are baking in the SoCal sunshine (or will be in a few weeks' time), come inside and sit a spell to watch the winners of the previous 10 StorySLAMS (myself included) go head-to-head for a new night of new stories.  The Moth GrandSLAM will be Monday April 25th, at the Echoplex in Echo Park, Los Angeles.  Doors at 7, stories at 8.  I'm told that this event always sells out, and sells out quickly, so if you're curious, buy your tix now.

All I Want for Christmas is My Picture in the Times // The Grand Paradise Next Month!

Babies.  I didn't come all the way to New York from Los Angeles to hop upon a bar and rip my clothes off to international acclaim.  I also came to be wearing little red shorts and a whistle as the lifeguard in Third Rail Projects' new immersive work The Grand Paradise.  Here's a lovely write-up in the New York Times (hardcopy this Sunday Dec 27th).

Due to unforeseen permit delays, we have yet to open this show, but we are scheduled to open January 30th, with previews hopefully occurring the weeks before.  I am headed back to Los Angeles on Feb 1, so book your tix for Jan 30 or 31, and let's get this done.