The Collective Museum // Your Muse Awaits....

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I am thrilled to announce I've been hired to direct a series of pop-up quests to introduce New York City to the Collective Museum!  What is the Collective Museum?

In the words of Alyssa Gundred, the Museum's CEO, "“The Collective is essentially a children’s museum for adults.   Every adult has an idea for a project that they wish they had the time, space, or access to accomplish. Without knowledge, training, and the proper tools, these become ideas that are nice to think about, but never come to fruition,” says Alyssa Gundred, co-founder & CEO. “Wouldn’t it be amazing if there could be a place where you could bring your idea and actually manifest it?”  

The quest details and locations will be announced under #houseofthemuses, with new clues to be released each month on the new moon and a monthly secret party held on the full moon.  The quest serves as a way to introduce the public to the museum’s philosophy and programming and set the stage for a brick-and-mortar location set to open in 2019.

Hope to see you all at June's Full Moon Celebration - June 28th!  Follow #houseofthemuses for details.

Freshly Ground // KGB - this Tuesday night // Freedom actually is Free


Happy Summer babies.  I come with news:  

I was recently accepted into Fresh Ground Pepper's PlayGround PlayGroup, a year-long residency culminating in a production of new projects.  Come at me next April to see whatever the hell it is I'm cooking up.

AND MORE IMMEDIATELY - This Tuesday 7/18 (tomorrow), I'll be joining Jenna Dioguardi & Emma Tattenbaum-Fine in an evening of storytelling at KBG Bar - 85 E 4th St btwn 2nd and Bowery.  7pm doors & drinks, 7:30 showtime.  FREE.


Handsome // Spring // Showgasm

Oh hello chickens.  It's spring, there's sunlight on the skin, and Handsome Peter has been called into action.  Next Friday, May 19th at Ars Nova as a part of SHOWGASM.  Spill your secrets and buy your tix.  8pm // 511 W 54th St.


Did you know that I was turned into a gif?  I think this is what superstardom tastes like.


Let's give 2016 a big "Fuck You and Don't Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out" and come out to Sycamore, 1118 Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn, NY at 1am to see your boy Handsome serve up a hearty side of sleeze.

As free as 2016 was a shitshow.

The LA Moth GrandSlam Story "Game On"

Ladies & Germs, here is my Moth GrandSlam story that I shared in April 2016 at the Echoplex in Los Angeles.  The theme was "Game On," and I couldn't have been more thrilled to have shared the stage with some truly incredible storytellers.  

I hope to share with you all another story soon.  If you're in New York on June 14th, might someone like to be my date for a StorySlam at Housing Works in SoHo?

Aqua Regia: A Bar for One

Ladies, Gentlemen, and those outside the gender binary, I am very excited to announce the inaugural pop-up of Aqua Regia: A Bar for One, as a part of Ars Nova's exceptional summer ANTFest.  Aqua Regia will be open June 9th, 16th, 17th, 24th, 25th, and 27th.  Reservations for this Bar for One are free with your purchase of a ticket to any of the events or shows happening that specific evening.  We at Aqua Regia look forward to your patronage.

Moth GrandSLAM @ The Echoplex // Apr 25th // LA

If you are baking in the SoCal sunshine (or will be in a few weeks' time), come inside and sit a spell to watch the winners of the previous 10 StorySLAMS (myself included) go head-to-head for a new night of new stories.  The Moth GrandSLAM will be Monday April 25th, at the Echoplex in Echo Park, Los Angeles.  Doors at 7, stories at 8.  I'm told that this event always sells out, and sells out quickly, so if you're curious, buy your tix now.